Saturday, March 24, 2007

I danced with a baseball bat because I can't control myself

I stole this from yerdoingitwrong. Well, I warned her that I was stealing it so is it really stolen if she didn't say not to? While you think that one over, don't forget to play:

Pick the month you were born. Pick the day (number) you were born. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing. Now type out the sentence you made using the answers below:

Pick the month you were born:
January----------I kicked
February--------I loved
March------------I punched
April---------------I swam with
May---------------I choked on
June---------------I murdered
July----------------I did the Macarena with
August-----------I had lunch with
September------I danced with
October----------I sang to
November-------I yelled at
December-------I ran over

Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
1----- --a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a flamingo
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------a squirrel
18------a spoon
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------a snowman
23------a noodle
24-- ----your mom
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------a zombie

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm very pretty.
Black----------because that's how I play.
Pink------------because I'm cool like that.
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I can see the future.
Green----------because I love to boogie.
Purple----------because your mom's cool.
Gray------------because the voices in my head told me to.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange---------because I tripped over my house
Brown----------because I love my pillow.
Other-----------because I'm a ninja.
None-----------because I can't control myself

Now, please post your sentences in the comments area. Some of these can be really funny... Karl's was: "I kicked a fireman because that's how I play." hhhhmmmm.... I think he needs a time-out!

Oh yeah... I tag: Jo, Dan, Jenny, Jeanne, Karin, Jennyhaha, Terri, Awesome mom, GoofyJ, Mary, Christine, Tim, and a new blogger Ruth and of course anyone else who wants to play!


Flawed & Disorderly said...

Haaaaaaaaa ha! Okay! Thanks!

Awesome Mom said...

Fun game! I swam with a fireman because the voices in my head told me to. Stupid voices telling me to do stuff all the time.

Anonymous said...

I did the macarena with myself because I'm cool like that!

lol! This is way too funny :)

yerdoingitwrong said...

Are you kidding!?? I love that you're playing with me....steal away, girlfriend!! =)

Mine is a bit different b/c I'm wearing a different color shirt:
I sang to a permanant marker because I tripped over my house. hahaha. Only makes sense.

Mary said...

NANCY! Naked reading blogs, I think you might need to join Dan in rehab! HAHA.

Mary said...

Oh yeah, my sentence, I danced with a squirrel because I can see the future

Nancy said...

Mary, you must be seeing things! Where did you get "Naked reading blogs"? Am I missing something? And no... it's NOT my clothes but possibly my brain that's missing. LOL!

Ruth said...

I yelled at a pickle because I love to boogie! Hahahahaha!!!

Mary said...

I'll break your sentence down.
September = I danced with
20th = baseball bat
none = because I can't control myself.

No shirt leads me to believe you must be naked.

Am I wrong? I think not! HA

Nancy said...

ROFLPMP!!!! You really are a nut! I do believe the "none" means none of the other colors! :-P

*whew* And here I thought you were talking about that time I was arrested while using the computer at the library. And they said that would be stricken from the record due to PTSDT (post traumatic stress disorder with tourettes). j/k!

Mary said...

Use whatever excuse you like. How could I forget about your arrest. I was the only one who would bail you out. Karl still has nightmares that his sheriff buddies might find out. Keep the nudity in the bedroom! :)

RhythmUnbroken said...

I danced with a football player because that's how I play! ;)

DriedPapercutsAndChickens said...

I had lunch with a flamingo because the voices told me too

and you up hanging out with football players

Nancy said...

hahaha! Is the mom a bit worried about her daughter hanging out with football players? I can't say that I blame her!

And Mary... now you know the REAL reason that Karl left the sheriff's office to work for the state. :-P

Nancy said...

One last thing, Mary, IF I were blogging nakid, being anywhere near Dan would not be a good idea, even if it were in blogging rehab. LOL!

Mary Fran said...

Oh boy, now you've got my mind working overtime!

Anonymous said...

"I choked on my dog because I'm very pretty"

ROFL - thanks for the laugh Nancy! Sure needed it!

~Tammy, Zoe and Zurik's Mom

Nancy said...

Ruth, better to yell at a pickle than the kids, am I right?

Tammy, glad you got a good giggle out of it. I can't think of a better reason to choke on your dog... at least the voices didn't tell you do do it. ;-)

And Mary, get yer mind outta the gutter. Puhleez!

Nancy said...

I talked to my sister today (the one who's son has cancer)... She was born one day before my 3rd birthday and was wearing a white and red shirt. Here's her story:

I danced with myself because I'm very pretty and the voices told me to.

We talked about our memories of dancing around in our nightgowns as little girls. At least I stopped when I was little. hehe!