Saturday, March 24, 2007

I danced with a baseball bat because I can't control myself

I stole this from yerdoingitwrong. Well, I warned her that I was stealing it so is it really stolen if she didn't say not to? While you think that one over, don't forget to play:

Pick the month you were born. Pick the day (number) you were born. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing. Now type out the sentence you made using the answers below:

Pick the month you were born:
January----------I kicked
February--------I loved
March------------I punched
April---------------I swam with
May---------------I choked on
June---------------I murdered
July----------------I did the Macarena with
August-----------I had lunch with
September------I danced with
October----------I sang to
November-------I yelled at
December-------I ran over

Pick the day ( number) you were born on:
1----- --a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a flamingo
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------a squirrel
18------a spoon
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------a snowman
23------a noodle
24-- ----your mom
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------a zombie

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm very pretty.
Black----------because that's how I play.
Pink------------because I'm cool like that.
Red-------------because the voices told me to.
Blue------------because I can see the future.
Green----------because I love to boogie.
Purple----------because your mom's cool.
Gray------------because the voices in my head told me to.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange---------because I tripped over my house
Brown----------because I love my pillow.
Other-----------because I'm a ninja.
None-----------because I can't control myself

Now, please post your sentences in the comments area. Some of these can be really funny... Karl's was: "I kicked a fireman because that's how I play." hhhhmmmm.... I think he needs a time-out!

Oh yeah... I tag: Jo, Dan, Jenny, Jeanne, Karin, Jennyhaha, Terri, Awesome mom, GoofyJ, Mary, Christine, Tim, and a new blogger Ruth and of course anyone else who wants to play!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Musical Monday

I'm a little late posting this but better late than pregnant never, right? Here's to all my wacky cyber and 3-dimensional friends:

Visions of dead flowers, broken chocolate and a handmade card

My dear cyber-friend, Mary, had a vision that dead flowers, broken chocolate and a handmade card were in my future. How right she was!

Here are the dead flowers and broken chocolate. The dead flowers are much more beautiful (and functional) than I would have envisioned!

The flowers are PENS! How clever is that?!

Only the chocolate wasn't broken when it arrived, it was melted! So I put it into a plastic bag and into the fridge it went. Later I got it out and here's what it looked like:

Of course I couldn't let the chocolate just sit there, it could melt again! There were starving wolves children laying prey so I had to throw them little pieces of chocolate to keep them from attacking me... so after a few minutes, the chocolate really was broken:

But like I told Mary, I love chocolate in any shape... and it was good.

Here are the dead flowers with the beautiful handmade card:

Thanks Mary, you really made my day!

Sunday, March 18, 2007

A Dan Sighting!

Reports show that there has been a Dan sighting on his blog at:

Thursday, March 15, 2007 @09:29
D'oh! Thanks to the joys of our ISP being incompetent spanners, we have no web access! Should be sorted Monday.

It is now 8:54 pm in jolly 'ol England. Now the count-down until Monday's post begins!

If you have a sighting to report please leave a message here or call- 1-800-WEMISSDAN

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

MISSING: Dan English

There have been reports of a missing person. He's Odd... Very Odd... His name is Dan English but has been known to answer to "Danielson", "Daniel" or even "Dam". The following are pictures of said person. As you can see, he can look almost normal.....

but sometimes likes his hair fixed up in pony tails....

and has been seen wearing a toga.

As I said before, he is Odd... very Odd.

To see one of the reports of his missingness, go to "DAN OF THE DAWN". Many bloggers are very concerned about Dan since he has been known to raise havoc. We need to know where Dan is. If you have any information please contact (that's 0ddness With A Zero, Not An O...) or leave a message here. Thank you for your diligence in helping us find him.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Scary 'Mary Poppins' Trailer: THE ORIGINAL

This is what I expected the first time I saw Mary Poppins for the first time as a child. I wasn't sure whether it was a friendly movie or a scary one. Enjoy:

Monday, March 05, 2007

The Mommy Test

We all get those emails that pop into our mailboxes every day that have been forwarded a bijillion times. I skim over them and some I delete but a few jump out at me as being really cute or funny. Some, like the following one, is true. Enjoy:

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Back Again

So I decided to revive this blog. It took a bit of CPR and a few jolts from the paddles but it is back. I have a few family members and friends who follow my other blog mainly to keep up with Jess and the rest of the family and I don't want to discourage them from visiting that blog. I'll post some interesting things there but for other silliness I think I'll post here.

I think my funny bone has been injured and needs mending... this just might be the place to do it. It's been a rough winter with Jess not doing very well and my health has been crap. I hear that laughter is the best medicine so I figured I could give it a try. Also, my mom just had a knee replacement last week and is doing a lot of physical therapy and exercises on her knee. The same goes for my funny bone: I need to exercise it and you guys need to help!

So bring it on!

Just remember this blog is rated G...
ok, you twisted my arm... rated PG. ;)